Ninja Report

Lately... a Ninja appeared in our office!
As we've heard he is extremely dangerous using lethal techniques! These are ancient martial arts known only to ninjas that can instantly kill anything with a single move of his finger!

He never misses the chance to start a fight out of nowhere resulting always in one or more killings. Usual victims are employees from various departments. People from the management are always in great danger as well!!!






Ways to recognise him:

• He is wearing a ninja outfit of course (duh???)

What to do when you see him:

• Stay calm, Do Not panic! Be nice and friendly!
  
• He will sniff you and if you don't smell bad...you will live. So take a shower very often!
• Do Not tell him in which department you are working or how much you get paid. Higher position / better money = Dead!!!
  
• Do Not attempt to get into his Black List. Black Listed = Dead!!!

These are the latest information about the mysterious Ninja. We will keep you posted! Your safety is our concern!