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Cyprus Alarm Clock

Latsia Parking

Email 1: After the Easter holidays Airmec will commence work on the road leading to our building thus creating a large amount of parking spaces solely for MTN employees. In the mean time unfortunately parking is very limited and we must find space in the surrounding land.

Email 2: The area to the front of the Bazaar Warehouse currently being used as a car park must be cleared. It belongs to the Bazaar staff and customers, and we have been asked by the owner to ensure MTN employees do not park there.

Email 3: Please note that the area in front of Bazaar is private property and used for customer parking and unloading.

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Escape from Jail - If you see da police warn a brotha...

Dear friends,

Lately two of our colleagues have escaped from jail but it seems that their time there did not teach them anything! So they took the streets and started making fun of every police car they found on their way! People beware ‘cause they are really dangerous! They are constantly drunk and high! In the following picture you will see what I am talking about. If you see them please report them at your nearest police station!